Friday, December 12, 2008

A Warning

If the cafeteria here on campus has decided to stop selling goldfish crackers on a lark, then they should at least have emailed me, their most LOYAL BUYER.

If they have done so as related to an unwarranted vendetta by a certain salad-dressing scrooge, well then I say this: if you charge me $7 for a shitty salad with nary a drop of dressing, I will continue to steal fistfuls of plastic cutlery.

Take heed.

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