So, does anyone remember that episode of Sex and the City where they talk about their "secret single behavior"? For those who don't, basically the girls all talked about the weird little habits they have when the opposite sex isn't around. Then Samantha got laid. It was a pretty good episode.
Anyway, since Ive had a quiet little Sunday here chock full of "secret single behavior" (I'll try to come up with a less stupid name later) I thought I would bear them to the interweb. I do this mostly because blogging brings out the sharer in me, but also because I'm hoping that my faithful readers (all 2 of you) will return the favor and tell me their weird little habits. Seriously, it will bring us closer, I know it.
So, when you are not around I...
-pluck my eyebrows in one of those intense mirrors that makes you feel bad about your pores
-eat tuna fish straight out of the can with a cocktail fork
-braid my hair and pretend I have corn rows
-eat whatever has the misfortune to be in my fridge...like pepperoni in a tortilla
-pretend I know how to dance hip hop
-tease Simon about how fat he is
-model my shoes
-give myself the preggers belly in the mirror
-watch the Girls Next Door and Denise Richards: Its Complicated
-flip through recipe books and tag things I want to make (then go promptly to the fridge for pepperoni and a tortilla)
-vacuum in my underwear
-look at wedding websites (i know I know, I'm ashamed of me too)
Thats all I can think of right now, and although I haven't done all of those things today...I very well might before the day is out. With that being said, dont let my sharing be for naught. Tell me yours, maybe we can trade ideas.
1 week ago
2 comments:
teasing simon is not a secret single behavior. you do that when others are around too.
my secret single behavior (not a complete listing):
1. clean house in my underwear (not limited to just vacuuming)
2. lay on the floor next to my cats to pet them (since they won't always come to me)
3. use tooth whitening trays and talk with a funny lisp to my cats
4. wear my old lady sweater when it's cold
5. obsessively pick at my cuticles and nails, and file them, trim them, etc.
and last but not least...
6. if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down
i thought of one more: leaving the door open when i pee, because if i close it, the cats scratch to be let in. i didn't realize i did this so often until my out of town guests arrived yesterday, and i realized i actually HAD to shut the bathroom door...
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