More on the Possibly Cursed Chonees Later.

Reasons I Should Have Stayed in Bed Today
(in no particular order)

1. I took a swan dive off of some stairs. I imagine it looked pretty graceful, flying through the air, but I blew it on the landing. Chinese judge only gave me a 4.4 on execution.

2. When I was tumbling ass over ankles I realized I was wearing tights, not leggings, and thus gave the gaggle of students behind me an unprecedented view of my new (possibly cursed!) chonees.

3. My lean cuisine lunch was a garlic pizza that taught me two things in its brief life. a) pizza is not meant to be microwaved, as it tastes like bunions, and b) garlic creamy pizza will come back to haunt you.

4. I spent a solid chunk of my morning trying to get a $100 dollar gift card for participating in a survey with my health care provider. The whole spectacle ended with me telling the automated phone system to "eat dog shit and die". It informed me that it did not have an extension for that.

5. The rain has turned my hair into a tumbleweed growth hellbent on committing suicide off the left side of my scalp. It is not a flattering look.

Dude. I'm going home to self medicate with pizza (from an oven, as the good lord intended it to be prepared) and a tivo-ed episode of Big Love. And where the hell is Geoff to rub my feet?