The following is a list of wedding table names if Geoff and I were really honest with ourselves:
People Who Only Speak Russian
People Who Pretend to Only Speak Russian So As Not to Speak to the Gentiles
People Who Might Be Offended By the Hippie Guests
People Who Might Be Offended By the Militant Guests
People Who Might Be Offended By Excessive Intoxication (table to be placed indoors)
People We Didn't Think Would Actually Come
People We Had No Say In Inviting
People Most Likely to Get Us Good Loot
People We Are Hoping Will Do It In the Vineyard At Some Point If We Seat Them Together
Who else is SERIOUSLY stocked for this shindig?
6 days ago
9 comments:
You should definitely rename the last table, Bear's table
Can I be in the last table?
wait. i just read the comment before mine. they are in NO way connected.
haha liz. you know you want to roll with bear in the proverbial hay. white tailed liz!
So you're saying I should definitely wave my pocket-sized crucifix around at table 2....just to spice things up =)
so i have decided i am coming to ur wedding in cut-off jeans, a cowboy hat and boots, and my Obama for President t-shirt. Just to fuck up everything.
Please put me as the "offended by hippies table" Unless you end up with "People who we now regret inviting because they got so damn wasted at my wonderful wedding" table.
susan, i cant have that kind of table because if all goes according to painstaking planning, that will be EVERYONE.
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