Spreading Joy.

Its not often that I give up the spotlight on this blog to showcase anything (other than myself of couse). But this my friends, is too good to pass up.

I would be no kind of friend at all if I did not brighten your lives (and expand your horizons) with the joy that is the douchbagiest voicemail ever.

Also I would like for you to note that both parties involved are hanging out in the Marina District of San Francisco. If any of you need a mental image of what that means, let me, as a native inform you. Because if I have not met this Dimitri, I have certainly met, and subsequently been hit on by his posse of douche.

Dimitri will be short. And a computer programmer of some sort. He will be deathly pale. Not in an Edward Cullen hot ass vampire kind of way, in the short computer programmer kind of way. He will be wearing a leather jacket that his mother bought him at Nordstrom Rack that he will layer with an Armani Exchange t-shirt that he got on clearance. And he will have the traces of what looks like stubble but you will realize if and when you get too close, that it is in fact the product of two months of painstaking mustache growing that he does at home while lifting 20 pound weights.

I think that makes this message all the more amazing.

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enjoy dear readers.