Have I lost all my readers by way of being an angry feminist? No? Both of you are still here? Great. And aren't you glad you stuck around? Because Im posting two days in a row. And I never do that! Mostly because I want to keep you addicted. Supply and demand people, supply and demand (I clearly don't have a good grasp on economics since I may or may not be misusing this term, but it seems to vaguely apply. Also marginal propensity. I think that has to do with supply too.)
Anyway, you are in for a treat because I spent a good chunk of my day elbow deep in freshmen (not literally) here on campus for the Week of Welcome. And really, I feel like Jane Goodall back from a day with the chimps. (Gorillas? Whatever.)
I saw no less than 47 million "dresses" that were actually born shirts but forced to pull double duty to try to hide the vajayjays of the same number of underaged girls.
Also, I don't know if I'm too old to understand this (having already achieved puberty), but are the 80s back? Because I thought I had buried my neon colored sunglasses and leg warmers under a full moon with garlic but they seem to have clawed their way out of the grave and onto the shelves of Abercrombie and Skank, or wherever the little heathens shop these days.
And...
Overheard today:
Girl 1: ...and I bought college underwear.
Girl 2: I need to do that. Everything is just so...
Girl 1: Like, immature. And I dont have enough thongs.
Im really looking forward to this school year.
1 week ago
4 comments:
sigh. almost makes me miss school. or not.
ps. the elbow deep in freshman thing almost made me pee myself
Nice post... So I am coming down this weekend. Did you get any of those girls phone numbers for me? They sound like fun... :)
i'm going to take "supply and demand" to mean "playing hard to get". you're such a tease, that's why you don't post very often...
FYI...increased supply = decreased demand...the AGB minor in me thought I should clear that up for ya...
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