I know this makes me sound fiscally unsound and regrettably immature (why hide it, i say) but the plummeting economy has re-enlivened me. Sales everywhere! 40% OFF! 50%! The mind reels at all of the irresponsible shopping possibilities! Exclamation points!
You call it mindless spending, I call it supporting our local economy with the purchasing of adorable spring shoes and dresses. Anything less would be selfish.
9 hours ago